Kids these days... Tomorrows Geniuses?... I think not.

Okay... So I have come to the reality that kids these days are just idiots; working with the public, this becomes more and more apparent every damn day! I know, I know... So I have made some decisions in my life that I am not proud of but seriously, I turned out okay. I can do the simple things in life, such as math. I love kids that come into my job and want to split something that comes to $14.00 and ask me how much each of them would have to pay and other silly questions... but wait; that's just it. To these kids, what they ask are not silly little questions. Oh No! My friend, these kids are being completely serious. Coming from the town of "Brentwood" which is not known for it's academics, I am pretty fucking intelligent I must say. Not only with the simple things, but with things in life that are more complex.

I sit here and I wonder to myself if this is really the future of America and I happily sit back sometimes and say "Thank god I can not reproduce while having man sex" because I really sometimes do not know if I can deal. These kids have absolutely no discipline. I know I am very laid back but my kids are gonna be well behaved IF I ever decide to hire some surrogate to get fat and carry my turkey baster and test tube concoction. Take for instance if I ever had a girl. God forbid. Do you see how these girls leave the house these days? It's like they got dressed in the dark. I will tell you one thing... If my daughter EVER left the house dressed like she was going to turn a few tricks, you'd better believe she is going to get a swift ass kicking and a lecture with Aunt Toniann on how to insert her Nuva-Ring and how important it is to NEVER miss a day... not even the sugar pills!

I do not want to get too off topic here. I just wanted to get a few of my frustrations out. It seriously is troubling to me. It's going to be a scary place out there. Thankfully besides the whole being gay thing, I turned out okay (So I think). Those of you with kids, take it seriously... raise them right. Don't fuck this world up any more than it already is!

Official Britney Spears album news! Release date set!

Amazing news everyone! So yeah; we all know about my crazy-sick obsession with our very own Queen of pop Britney Spears... but todays news has just blown my mind to pieces... I am literally orgasming with excitement and can barely contain myself!

With the recent success of the latest single, “Hold it Against Me,” a rep for Brit confirms a date for her upcoming album, according to new reports and a variety of media outlets!

According to documents found by MTV and approved by Britney’s rep, the CD will include “multiple” tracks by producers Max Martin and Dr. Luke who also penned hit songs for her like "3" and "If U Seek Amy".

Mark your calendars everyone! Tuesday, March 15th is the day many of us have been waiting for! Two version of the album will be available, a standard version and a Deluxe album with bonus songs included.

This will be Britney’s seventh studio album to date. Past Tweets from Britney and her Management are saying that this is going to be her "BEST ALBUM TO DATE!" so I have some pretty high expectations being all of her albums have been amazing! It is supposed to go back to the roots from her previous "Blackout" album. The current title of this album is still not named. Drop some idea's here! Britney's back... Bitch!

Britney Spears "Hold It Against Me" Teasing video.

Last week, Britney Spears Tweeted "Day 2 is a wrap! #HIAM video coming soon.... - Britney". As if waiting for the video to premiere is not torturing enough... She teased us with a photo fresh off of the set of her new, highly anticipated video. Though rumored to be premiered during the Superbowl Half Time Show, this rumor was cleared up and stated as being false by sources very close to Brit... Fuck. Gotta wait a little bit longer I guess! Who's excited?!
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The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills first season was as promising as expected. I seriously thought it was just hyped up and would be as boring as the ladies of the O.C. Boy was I wrong! Part 1 of the finale was just the beginning. Tune in this Tuesday February 1st for Part 2 of the Reunion. Find out if Kim really has a drinking problem, what happened bewtween Lisa and Cedric, and will Kyle and Camille FINALLY get over it?

Lady GaGa "Born This Way" Lyrics

Slated to be the official "Outcast Anthem" (Clearly I can relate) Lady GaGa treated us this week to the lyrics to her highly anticipated new single "Born this way". I figured we can all learn the song together because we all know we are going to have it stuck in our heads as soon as it comes out! Don't forget to catch her performing it LIVE on the Grammy's February 13th!

Intro

It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M

Just put your paws up

'cause you were Born This Way, Baby

Verse

My Mama told me when I was young

We are all born stars

She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on

In the glass of her boudoir

"There's nothing wrong with lovin' who you are"

She said, "Cause he made you perfect, babe." 

"So hold your head up girl and you'll go far, 

Listen to me when I say"

Chorus

I'm beautiful in my way

Cause God makes no mistakes

I'm on the right track baby

I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret

Just love yourself and you're set

I'm on the right track baby

I was born this way

Post-Chorus

Ooo there ain't no other way

Baby I was born this way

Baby I was born this way

Ooo there ain't no other way

Baby I was born this way

Baby I was born this way

Ooo there ain't no other way

Baby I was born this way

I'm on the right track baby

I was born this way

Don't be a drag, just be a queen

Don't be a drag, just be a queen

Don't be!

Verse

Give yourself prudence

And love your friends

Subway kid, rejoice your truth

In the religion of the insecure

I must be myself, respect my youth

A different lover is not a sin

Believe capital H-I-M (hey hey hey) 

I love my life I love this record and

Mi amore vole fe yah (love needs faith) 

Repeat Chorus and Post-chorus

Bridge

Don't be a drag, be a queen

Whether you're broke or evergreen

You're black, white, beige chola descent

You're Lebanese, You're Orient

Whether life's disabilities

Left you outcast, bullied or teased

Rejoice and love yourself today 

Cause baby you we're born this way

No matter gay, straight, or bi

Lesbian, transgendered life

I'm on the right track baby

I was born to survive

No matter black, white or beige

Chola or Orient made

I'm on the right track baby

I was born to be brave

Repeat Chorus

Outro/Refrain

I was born this way hey! 

I was born this way hey! 

I'm on the right track baby

I was born this way hey!

I was born this way hey! 

I was born this way hey! 

I'm on the right track baby

I was born this way hey!

Season Finale! The Real Housewives Of Atlanta. This Sunday!

This year has been absolutely CRAZY on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta. The drama has been non-stop since the beginning and it has left fans on the edges of their seats. There is no telling what these "Ladies" are going to do next. Tune in this Sunday night, January 30th for what is hyped to be one of the best season finales ever. I know already, but do you think Cynthia is going to take the plunge into marriage?... Or continue on with her self proclaimed title of "Runaway Bride".